Saturday, December 12, 2009

Santa

I dislike Santa for many reasons. The following are just a few issues I have.

#1. He consistently gives the rich kids more than the poor.
#2. His love/gift giving is so conditional.
#3. He shows no care for Rudolph until he realizes he can use him.
#4. Forced elf labor anyone?

I am sure Mrs. Claus is lovely; she will certainly have her crown in heaven for dealing with that heel.

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